Sequel Supporter Gifts

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Just be yourself."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Theatre Crowd

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'I really can't think of a blessed thing to preach about this morning, so I'll entertain questions from the floor.'

'We're still crazy then ...'

'Do you think he'll win a second term?', 'I don't know - I'm not sure I'm ready for 'Baracky II.''

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

"Bill says all the big bucks are in sequels these days."

116 DAYS WITHOUT A COMPLIMENT

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

"We did the sequel, we did the prequel. There's only one option left: zombies."

'it's the usual sequel, more sins, worse plagues...'

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

'Hawthorne's attempt at a sequel.'

I found the most amazing Youtube show. It's about an angel who helps people. Oh yeah? Yeah. And he drives around with some burly guy with a big beard. They wear '80s clothes and don't have any special effects. It's a perfect period show. Wait … are you talking about "Highway to Heaven"? That's not a period show, that was made in the '80s. Even you have to know that. Thanks for ruining it for me.

The Sequel is Coming

Numb and Number.

'Stitch-In-Time-Man saved nine people before tragically leaving the rest to perish in the tragedy.'

"I couldn't believe it either, but Heaven really is a dumbed-down book fair."

Death II