Sequel Supporter Gifts

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Just be yourself."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Theatre Crowd

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'I really can't think of a blessed thing to preach about this morning, so I'll entertain questions from the floor.'

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'We're still crazy then ...'

'Do you think he'll win a second term?', 'I don't know - I'm not sure I'm ready for 'Baracky II.''

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"Bill says all the big bucks are in sequels these days."

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

116 DAYS WITHOUT A COMPLIMENT

"We did the sequel, we did the prequel. There's only one option left: zombies."

'it's the usual sequel, more sins, worse plagues...'

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

'Hawthorne's attempt at a sequel.'

The Sequel is Coming

"Yeah, Harvey loves movies with subtitles. He wakes up so refreshed."

Dodo II

Death II

"I couldn't believe it either, but Heaven really is a dumbed-down book fair."

'Stitch-In-Time-Man saved nine people before tragically leaving the rest to perish in the tragedy.'