Sequel Lover Gifts

'Do you think he'll win a second term?', 'I don't know - I'm not sure I'm ready for 'Baracky II.''

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

His New Grillfriend

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Come and get it!"

'Choose, Fenster

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Holiday Aerobics.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

Global Warming.

Lord Byron

Father Christmas with a psychiatrist during summer