Sequel Lover Prints

'Do you think he'll win a second term?', 'I don't know - I'm not sure I'm ready for 'Baracky II.''

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

His New Grillfriend

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'Choose, Fenster

"Come and get it!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

Holiday Aerobics.

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

Global Warming.

Water Slide

Barry Unsworth