Surreal Lover Prints

An inflatable man confronts a human man with his inflatable girlfriend.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Convenience.

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

King and Jester

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

A dream of consequence

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

Egg Surprise

Ink Eraser

Fun at the Fair.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

"I feel like I'm persecting."

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Scuba diver in shark's water cooler.

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'