Surreal Situation Lover Prints

"Larry?!"

"Little help?"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

Come hell, or highwater, Eric remains confident that his call will come.

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Magritte realising he's going bald.

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

'Okay - which one was here first?'

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'Mom!!'

'I've seen you before and, right now, I'm hoping like crazy that it wasn't on a picture in the post office.'

"I . . . uh. . . had a real pleasant evening, Wendy!"

"Sundials! Hourglasses!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen turned into Kitten

'Happy Christmas! I got you a card.' - 'Oh, thanks.' - 'Sorry it's damp... I licked the envelope too hard.' - 'Oh, right.' - 'If you rub it on your face, it's like we're kissing.' - 'Oh, no... quick! Give me your hat!'

'What is it now, Dennis...can't you see I'm busy?'

Stuck in the Conversation Pit of Hell.

"It's these new glasses dear! I thought it was you!"

"You're not exactly what I was looking for either."

'Yeah yeah... we'll do lunch next week when it's not so hectic around here.'

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

'Space available' sign in desert.

'Our line is dead. Sometimes my old boyfriend goes off his medication.'

"You're shocked? Heck I thought I was dreaming"