Hilarious Situation Lover Prints

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

"Little help?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

Time management office worker

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

"You mind if I smoke?"

"Boy needs bigger tire."

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

Come hell, or highwater, Eric remains confident that his call will come.

'Okay - which one was here first?'

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

Eskimo fishing.

"I . . . uh. . . had a real pleasant evening, Wendy!"

"Sundials! Hourglasses!"

"It's these new glasses dear! I thought it was you!"

Stuck in the Conversation Pit of Hell.

An injury to hide from the ladies.

'Happy Christmas! I got you a card.' - 'Oh, thanks.' - 'Sorry it's damp... I licked the envelope too hard.' - 'Oh, right.' - 'If you rub it on your face, it's like we're kissing.' - 'Oh, no... quick! Give me your hat!'

'What is it now, Dennis...can't you see I'm busy?'

Escaping the Firing Squad.

The Right Place at the Right Time. I'm sorry, sir, but if you don't have a reservation …

'Yeah yeah... we'll do lunch next week when it's not so hectic around here.'

"You're not exactly what I was looking for either."

"Larry?!"

"His dentures keep slipping."

A Man Whose Trousers Do Not Fit.

'Try to relax Karen. I was a little nervous when I visited your parents home.'

'Excuse me miss, May I have a bite of your sausage?'