Hilarious Situation Lover Mugs

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

"Little help?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Time management office worker

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

"Boy needs bigger tire."

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

Come hell, or highwater, Eric remains confident that his call will come.

'Okay - which one was here first?'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

"You mind if I smoke?"

Eskimo fishing.

"Sundials! Hourglasses!"

"I . . . uh. . . had a real pleasant evening, Wendy!"

'Happy Christmas! I got you a card.' - 'Oh, thanks.' - 'Sorry it's damp... I licked the envelope too hard.' - 'Oh, right.' - 'If you rub it on your face, it's like we're kissing.' - 'Oh, no... quick! Give me your hat!'

Escaping the Firing Squad.

Stuck in the Conversation Pit of Hell.

"It's these new glasses dear! I thought it was you!"

'What is it now, Dennis...can't you see I'm busy?'

An injury to hide from the ladies.

'Yeah yeah... we'll do lunch next week when it's not so hectic around here.'

"You're not exactly what I was looking for either."

"Larry?!"

"His dentures keep slipping."

'I'm wondering where my wife is.'

'Try to relax Karen. I was a little nervous when I visited your parents home.'

Female guest congratulating the bridegroom.

A Man Whose Trousers Do Not Fit.