Septic Superfan Gifts

Looking for a creative gift for a septic superfan? Our collection offers humorous and clever items that honor their unique interest, perfect for those who take pride in their septic systems and love to show it off.

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"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day." mockup

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

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'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.' mockup

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

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Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

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Love.

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'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales' mockup

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

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"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul." mockup

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

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'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!' mockup

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

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'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.' mockup

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

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"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

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Lumberjack's Epic Fail

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"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..." mockup

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

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"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?" mockup

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

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'He hibernates between superbowls.' mockup

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

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"All I said was, do we have to watch your telenovela tonight."

"All I said was, do we have to watch your telenovela tonight." mockup

"All I said was, do we have to watch your telenovela tonight."

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A man imagines flying as a superhero. mockup

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

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'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.' mockup

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

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Banana Ballet

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'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?' mockup

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

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Soccer Fans.

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"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about." mockup

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

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Holiday Party: "This party's about to go up a notch."

Holiday Party: "This party's about to go up a notch." mockup

Holiday Party: "This party's about to go up a notch."

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Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!' mockup

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

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'I'm sorry to disturb you, but new health and safety rules prohibit me from climbing down your chimney.'

'I'm sorry to disturb you, but new health and safety rules prohibit me from climbing down your chimney.' mockup

'I'm sorry to disturb you, but new health and safety rules prohibit me from climbing down your chimney.'

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Shy author hiding while signing books. mockup

Shy author hiding while signing books.

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Super Bowl Monday

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"And his tell-all memoir reveals how he broke into every home and consumed over twelve thousand pounds of cookies in one evening."

"And his tell-all memoir reveals how he broke into every home and consumed over twelve thousand pounds of cookies in one evening." mockup

"And his tell-all memoir reveals how he broke into every home and consumed over twelve thousand pounds of cookies in one evening."

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"Truth, justice and the American way?... Then why didn't you just become a lawyer?"

"Truth, justice and the American way?... Then why didn't you just become a lawyer?" mockup

"Truth, justice and the American way?... Then why didn't you just become a lawyer?"

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"He can't stop digressing."

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Superman Vs. Winter

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Septic Superfan Gifts Collection

Septic Superfan Mugs

Explore our collection of septic superfan mugs for a funny and functional gift that brings a smile to their face every morning.

Septic Superfan Pillows

Bring humor into their home with septic superfan pillows. These playful cushions are a unique way to showcase their passion in a cozy setting.

Septic Superfan Prints

Check out our septic superfan prints to add a humorous and stylish touch to their living space. Perfect for wall decor that sparks conversations.

Septic Superfan T-Shirts

Find the perfect septic superfan t-shirt to wear with pride. Our witty designs make a statement and are great for casual days or septic system enthusiasts.