Epic Fail Fan Gifts

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

Computer Room.

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"The invention of taxidermy."

It's all gravy.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

Indian summer.

Honey I'm Home

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Cook Book. The cookbooks are just Ernie's way of shifting the blame.

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

"Of course failure is an option; I use it all the time!"

'Well, it's common for folks to feel a sense of doom in the fall. The shorter days, falling leaves, dank weather can all trigger a case of the blues.'

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

'Try rebooting.'

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

"Mr. Saltee"

"I never know if pumpkins are right to bring to a meeting."

"These instructions are useless. Keep up the good work."

Hello October

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"Iron Chef, my ass!"

'Before I bring it in,darling-don't forget you married JANIE Oliver and not Jamie!'

'Happy Autumn!'

"Ms. Sherburn, could you bring me some scissors and another necktie please."

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

'Today I discover fire, tonight she burns dinner.'

Coach. Your gymnastics routine was great until the dismount.

My name's Bill, and I'm forgetful. Hi, Carl! Forgetful Folks Support Group.

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

When Butt-dialers Talk

Graceland Tours: Ironic/Non-Ironic