Skiing Fail Fan Gifts

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Ice Fishing

"I love this time of year."

Man chases after his skis.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Aliens from the planet of the yellow snow. 'Don't eat the white snow.'

Cold Beers and Skiers

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

Sledder breaks through snow globe.

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

'Deer ski-jumping across a road.'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

Skating along

A man in a hospital bed has his ski boot act as a counterweight for his broken leg.

It was a perfect jump, but unfortunately straight into a time hole.

Tired Sleigh Dog.

Ice Fishing Ilusion

'He doesn't look much like a ski-instructor!'

Bigfoot on skis...

Man skis through Tree.

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

St Bernard dog rescues a snowman.

"Mr. Saltee"

"Would you say two skis or four?"

Winter Olympics

Must be the coming of the nuclear winter.

Cow using udders as skis.

"Dudes! Lets hit the scopes!"

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

Santa leaves his sack behind when skiing down a mountain.

"The snow came from the clouds, but it was assembled in America."

The blindfolded raft building team exercise ended in disaster for the snowman group.

Snow-shoe Tennis

'Today I discover fire, tonight she burns dinner.'