Skiing Santa Fan Gifts

Santa leaves his sack behind when skiing down a mountain.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Elfie Stick

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Santa's wash day.

"I noticed a few browns."

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Merry Christmas

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"I love this time of year."

Pole dancers

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.