Cycling Santa Fan Gifts

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Santa's wash day.

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I noticed a few browns."

A Creature WAS Stirring

Merry Christmas

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Pole dancers

Cyclist Flamingoes

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"YOU pass him on the left."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Santa-Can at the North Pole.