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Santa leaves his sack behind when skiing down a mountain.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I noticed a few browns."

A Creature WAS Stirring

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Santa's wash day.

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Merry Christmas

Pole dancers

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"I love this time of year."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.