Skeptic Superfan Gifts

"Of course religious leaders are frauds. Try putting a check that is payable to 'God' in a church's collection plate and see what happens."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Love.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Soccer Fans.

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

Shy author hiding while signing books.

Super Bowl Monday

"He can't stop digressing."

"My wife tells me I'm a skeptic. . . but I don't believe anything she says!"

"And to think, when we met online people said it would never last."

'No! Romance with malice aforethought!'

Lonely Trump Rally in Tulsa

Agnostics Society: Absolute worst place to ask for directions.

'Why is it that if someone tells you there are one billion billion stars in our universe alone, you believe them, but if they tell you a door has wet paint, you touch it to make sure!'

"I don't dislike you; I dislike your religion."

Noticeboard with 'latest scandal and rumour update'

"I'm being punished. My parents are making me watch a movie without a superhero in it."

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."