Seniors In Spirituality Gifts

Elderly religious cleric takes stair lift up the temple.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Guru.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"Make me one with everything!"

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

All we have in life is this moment...

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'