Seniors In Spirituality Pillows

Elderly religious cleric takes stair lift up the temple.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Guru.

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Make me one with everything!"

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

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All we have in life is this moment...

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven