Senior Pet Care Gifts

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Dog on man's stair lift

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'I'm not saying your mother is senile but she just vacuum bagged the cat!'

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Rex the Dog.

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

The nurses here are so slow. Could this blanket be any thinner? The buttons on the tv remote are too darn small. Although her health had improved, Mabel's condition remained critical.

"Don't let old age get you down. It's too difficult to get up again."

Listen, they're all the same - It's ok if they touch each other.

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

'Do you have any duck tape?'

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

Hospital: Senior Care/Long Term Care/Who Cares

I'm going to tell you what I tell all my patients: Take more walks, get more sleep, and it wouldn't hurt to yell at the mail courier once in a while.

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'Your dog or mine?'

Dog on a stair-lift.

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

'I had a larger sample for you but I had trouble getting the lid back on. . .'

'Sleeping sickness, is it? Wal, I bet I know where he got it from!'

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'