Getting A Senior Dog Gifts

Dog on a stair-lift.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"Did you remember my mints?"

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

Pensioner's Romance

"He's a rescue."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

'I suggest you move to the Alps. I think that will help his itch!'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

"I'm a highly skilled service companion specifically trained to help people with disabilities such as visual impairment, PTSD and other disorders."

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

"Why don't they come up with a breed that'll live longer?"

Blind man's guide dog is looking at art in an art gallery.

'I'm really beginning to feel my age, Lou. Irene used the can opener today and I didn't even hear it.'

"Relax, Sparky! Doctors say bone loss is normal at our age!"

"Come on, come on, I can't hold it in much longer."

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt