Adopting A Senior Dog Gifts

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

"Pick me!"

Licensed Therapist

Dog Dreams

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Super Dog'

A man and his dog

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Dogs

Super hero dog.

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'I found him on the internet.'

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Dog Day Afternoon

'By god that man stinks!'

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

"It's nice to be wanted."

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'