Adopting A Senior Dog T-Shirts

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

"Pick me!"

Licensed Therapist

Dog Dreams

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Super Dog'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

A man and his dog

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dogs

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Super hero dog.

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

'I found him on the internet.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

Dog Day Afternoon

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

'By god that man stinks!'

"It's nice to be wanted."

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

'What's wrong? Woof woof?'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."