Adopting A Senior Pet T-Shirts

"In retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash'. It just seems sarcastic now."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Pick me!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Licensed Therapist

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

A man and his dog

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Cling-On Dog

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Love a Mutt

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'He does lack social skills.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"Be kind"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Babies vs. Dogs

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Shelter Cat Nap

Super hero dog.

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'