Adopting A Senior Pet T-Shirts

"In retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash'. It just seems sarcastic now."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Pick me!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Licensed Therapist

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

A man and his dog

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Love a Mutt

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Cling-On Dog

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'He does lack social skills.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"Be kind"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Babies vs. Dogs

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

The First Martian Dog.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Super hero dog.

Shelter Cat Nap

'Not here - home!'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'