Adopting An Aging Dog T-Shirts

"Pick me!"

Licensed Therapist

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Dog Dreams

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

A man and his dog

'Super Dog'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dogs

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Super hero dog.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'I found him on the internet.'

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"It makes me want to pee."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

'By god that man stinks!'

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

Dog Day Afternoon

"It's nice to be wanted."

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'