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"Pick me!"

Licensed Therapist

Dog Dreams

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

A man and his dog

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dogs

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Super hero dog.

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

'I found him on the internet.'

"It makes me want to pee."

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Dog Day Afternoon

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

'By god that man stinks!'

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"It's nice to be wanted."

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'