Aging Pets T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that honor your seasoned furry friend—comfortable, humorous, and crafted to showcase the charm of pets growing older with grace.

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"Relax, Sparky! Doctors say bone loss is normal at our age!"

"Relax, Sparky! Doctors say bone loss is normal at our age!" mockup

"Relax, Sparky! Doctors say bone loss is normal at our age!"

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"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again." mockup

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

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"Why don't they come up with a breed that'll live longer?"

"Why don't they come up with a breed that'll live longer?" mockup

"Why don't they come up with a breed that'll live longer?"

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"Meh. Bones are ok. But just once I'd like to sink my toothless gums into a delicious meatloaf."

"Meh. Bones are ok. But just once I'd like to sink my toothless gums into a delicious meatloaf." mockup

"Meh. Bones are ok. But just once I'd like to sink my toothless gums into a delicious meatloaf."

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"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!" mockup

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

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"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle." mockup

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

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Seniors Snooker Tournament.

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"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!" mockup

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

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"Your contents have shifted."

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"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!" mockup

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

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'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.' mockup

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

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Pinocchio's Second Realization

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"Why bother?"

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"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.' mockup

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

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'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.' mockup

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

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"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?" mockup

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

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Gary turns 40.

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Inside One's Memory Bank

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'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.' mockup

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

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'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!' mockup

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

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"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other." mockup

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

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'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!' mockup

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

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Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged mockup

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

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"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!" mockup

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

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"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's." mockup

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

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"I don't know who you are!"

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'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.' mockup

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

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'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.' mockup

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either." mockup

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

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"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion." mockup

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

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"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness." mockup

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

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Breast Height Chart

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"I'm here for the hair."

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Ed's receding hairline!

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Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare. mockup

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

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Aging Pets T-Shirts Collection

Aging Pets Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that honor aging pets—witty, heartfelt designs perfect for any pet lover's morning routine.

Aging Pets Pillows

Snuggle up with pillows that pay tribute to your aging furry friend—comfort and personality in every stitch.

Aging Pets Prints

Enhance your home decor with prints that capture the spirit and character of your cherished aging pet.