Senior Dog Admirer Gifts

"In retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash'. It just seems sarcastic now."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"You're such a good listener."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"He's gone goth"

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

Spring Training

"Too much concealer?"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"