Senior Dog Admirer Pillows

"In retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash'. It just seems sarcastic now."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"You're such a good listener."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He was a very good boy."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

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Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"Too much concealer?"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Spring Training

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"He's gone goth"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '