Old Dog Admirer Pillows

"You can't teach an old dog to social distance."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"You're such a good listener."

"He was a very good boy."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"He's gone goth"

"What old school? This is my life."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

Spring Training

"Too much concealer?"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'