Senior Pet Care Mugs

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Dog on man's stair lift

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Rex the Dog.

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"Don't let old age get you down. It's too difficult to get up again."

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

Hospital: Senior Care/Long Term Care/Who Cares

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'Your dog or mine?'

Dog on a stair-lift.

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

'I had a larger sample for you but I had trouble getting the lid back on. . .'

Hamster IV

'Sleeping sickness, is it? Wal, I bet I know where he got it from!'

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'