Senior Pet Caretaker Mugs

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Foster failure"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Bathing the dog

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"She's a miniature."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'They sure have small litters.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

Dog Food

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"He wants a second opinion."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Where did the little bird go?'

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."