Chief Pet Caretaker Mugs

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Bathing the dog

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Dog on man's stair lift

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"She's a miniature."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'They sure have small litters.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

The Cat Spa

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

A Change of Scene.

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Dog Food

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'