Chief Pet Caretaker Pillows

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Bathing the dog

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"She's a miniature."

The Cat Spa

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'They sure have small litters.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

A Change of Scene.

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

Dog Food

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'Where did the little bird go?'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?