Pet Care Champion Pillows

A Change of Scene.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'They sure have small litters.'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'Who's next?'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Dog Food

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

'Here, take these... we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

"I've got a pulse!"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Serves you right for licking it!"

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

'To put it in simple English, all you have to do is put a few drops...

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'