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A Change of Scene.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'They sure have small litters.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'Who's next?'

Dog Food

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Here, take these... we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Serves you right for licking it!"

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

"I've got a pulse!"

'To put it in simple English, all you have to do is put a few drops...

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'