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'You're not still mad about all the toys I bought Zeus on my trip are you? I got you something too.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Why Poodles Become Killers

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Dogs can dream too.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Pampered Pets.

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

My Bowl Is Empty.

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

The Clipping

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

Dog Jogger

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

'My personal trainer, massage therapists, hair stylist and chef.'

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"Are you going to finish that? I'm auditioning for a 'That Cat Is Too Damn Fat' video."

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

'...A little on your snout...Then we take care of that gray on your elbows...'

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"