Cat Care Champion Pillows

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The Cat Spa

A Change of Scene.

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

Cat being licked by plant.

Self-Employment

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

"I've learned not to expect a lot of cooperation."

'138 Days without an accident!'

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

"Are any of the candidates anti-cat?"

When it's time to change the kitty litter box - at the very latest.

Don't forget to feed the python...

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

"And this will protect him from distemper."

Old cat with its own stair lift

'Scamp, this is Doctor Drummond. Stop scratching! Stop it!'

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

Vet.

"What a pleasure it is to be here. . . looking out on all the smiling faces."

Sorry Dear, until they put mice into tins you'll have to make do with chicken.

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

"Wilma Kooney strangled on cat hair."