Cat Care Commander Pillows

'A case of V/D prescription diet, please!'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Cat in a tank...

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Next!'

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Pest Control

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

A cat planning to use a garden as a toilet

"We agree - 3 words you don't want to hear from the vet - fleas, shots, and diet."