Cat Care Champion Prints

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

A Change of Scene.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

" ... then subtract 75 pounds for the cat ... "

Cat being licked by plant.

Self-Employment

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

"I've learned not to expect a lot of cooperation."

'138 Days without an accident!'

How do you keep cats out of your garden? I catch the little sneaks

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

"Are any of the candidates anti-cat?"

"And this will protect him from distemper."

When it's time to change the kitty litter box - at the very latest.

Don't forget to feed the python...

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

Old cat with its own stair lift

'Scamp, this is Doctor Drummond. Stop scratching! Stop it!'

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

"Wilma Kooney strangled on cat hair."

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

Vet.

Sorry Dear, until they put mice into tins you'll have to make do with chicken.