Senior Pet Caretaker Gifts

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Bathing the dog

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"She's a miniature."

'They sure have small litters.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Dog Food

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"He wants a second opinion."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

'Where did the little bird go?'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'