Senior Pet Supporters Gifts

Piss Bull

Pet a Puppy

Lumbar support animal

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Handle With Care

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

DIY Butchers

"He's a rescue."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"Marie, are you still driving?"

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

"Guess who?"

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

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