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'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Swing me with your words."

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

Remarkably Richmond

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

Homophone Encounter

'I can't bear to be without you.'

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"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

'Silent type, eh?'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

A complimentary biscuit

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Another martini please.'

"She said don't forget the straw."