Senior Flirtation Fans Gifts

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

I only have eyes for you

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Swing me with your words."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'Did you say psst?.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

Remarkably Richmond

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

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Homophone Encounter

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Silent type, eh?'

'Another martini please.'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

A complimentary biscuit

"She said don't forget the straw."