Seminar Surprise Specialist Gifts

Since his black belt certification in Process Improvement, Henry's presentations had become unbearable.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Cardiac Recovery.

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

'Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

"Maybe there's a free lunch, too?"

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...

'I hope this is not a reflection on the staff, but the management has asked me to dumb it down.'

I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. we forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we'd hoped to use died in 1958

Welcome. National Association of People Padding their Resumes with National Associations. And I think you'll agree, our pointless seminars have some really great titles this year!

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

The Collective Unconscious

"I believe we have a question from our CEO."

Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?'

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

Seminars for Sycophants