Seminar Savvy Gifts

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Change Management Seminar Changed to 7th Floor

I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. we forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we'd hoped to use died in 1958

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'Yes, that person there...'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

'All right, all right, Hershman, you can go attend the 'improve your negotiating skills' seminar.'

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

The Self Esteem Seminar had really helped him.

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

'I hope this is not a reflection on the staff, but the management has asked me to dumb it down.'

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."