Seminar Savants Gifts

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Felix Mendelssohn

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Sir Edward Elgar

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'

'All right, all right, Hershman, you can go attend the 'improve your negotiating skills' seminar.'

"Maybe there's a free lunch, too?"

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...

'I hope this is not a reflection on the staff, but the management has asked me to dumb it down.'

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. we forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we'd hoped to use died in 1958

I'm afraid your hour is up, Al� I'm resume talking you down next week at the usual time.

The Self Esteem Seminar had really helped him.

Anton Bruckner.

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'