Seminar Superstar Gifts

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"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Bigger Brain

Graph leads down into egg with a big crack.

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Yes, that person there...'

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

'Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'

"Maybe there's a free lunch, too?"

'All right, all right, Hershman, you can go attend the 'improve your negotiating skills' seminar.'

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

Waiting for the results.

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."