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'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Here we are."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

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Graph leads down into egg with a big crack.

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Yes, that person there...'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

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Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

'All right, all right, Hershman, you can go attend the 'improve your negotiating skills' seminar.'

"Maybe there's a free lunch, too?"

'I really can't think of a blessed thing to preach about this morning, so I'll entertain questions from the floor.'

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'