Seminar Supporter Mugs

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Here we are."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Yes, that person there...'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

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'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

'All right, all right, Hershman, you can go attend the 'improve your negotiating skills' seminar.'

'I really can't think of a blessed thing to preach about this morning, so I'll entertain questions from the floor.'

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'