Seminar Star Mugs

"Oh, me? I gave a seminar, wrote a unch of grants, did some experiments and now it's lunchtime."

'This is one of the most powerful marketing tools known to man!'

'Watch closely as I point. It's all in the wrist.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Graph leads down into egg with a big crack.

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'Yes, that person there...'

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

'Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'

'All right, all right, Hershman, you can go attend the 'improve your negotiating skills' seminar.'

"Maybe there's a free lunch, too?"

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."