Seminar Enthusiast Mugs

'Before I answer your question, let me briefly review my list of strategies for dealing with difficult people.'

'Norman needed some help with his presentation technique'

"So what really motivates your colleagues?"

Curing Hemorrhoids Seminar

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

Th Pscyhology Dept. and the Economics Dept. jointly present a seminar: 'Curing consumer confidence blues.'

"Personally, I wanted to hear your lecture on 'Prioritizing Business Needs', but everyone else went for the pizza in 3A."

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'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'Gwen, there was a fantastic seminar on personnel management...

"I believe we have a question from our CEO."

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

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"And then you stick out your thumb like this."

"Here's your words for today ladies."

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Welcome to the 'use more of your brain' seminar. For you first timers, those doors with 'Exit' over them are the exit doors."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'I got it at a leadership seminar. When you turn it over it moos.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Here we are."

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'