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"Oh, me? I gave a seminar, wrote a unch of grants, did some experiments and now it's lunchtime."

'This is one of the most powerful marketing tools known to man!'

'Watch closely as I point. It's all in the wrist.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

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Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'Yes, that person there...'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'

'All right, all right, Hershman, you can go attend the 'improve your negotiating skills' seminar.'

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."

"Alright, folks, this is the part of our seminar schedule when we take a paws... or is it 'pause'?... I'm not much for spelling."

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'