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Graph leads down into egg with a big crack.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Here we are."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

"Maybe there's a free lunch, too?"

'All right, all right, Hershman, you can go attend the 'improve your negotiating skills' seminar.'

'I really can't think of a blessed thing to preach about this morning, so I'll entertain questions from the floor.'

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

Welcome. National Association of People Padding their Resumes with National Associations. And I think you'll agree, our pointless seminars have some really great titles this year!

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...