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"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Here we are."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'All right, all right, Hershman, you can go attend the 'improve your negotiating skills' seminar.'

'I really can't think of a blessed thing to preach about this morning, so I'll entertain questions from the floor.'

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

The Self Esteem Seminar had really helped him.

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...